Battosai810's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Sunday Evening]

i'll never run in a supermarket on fire again

great anim, audio fit perfectly, and the visuals were great. simple, but still looked really good. also, the sheer randomness of it (severed head on the shelf, running around on fire) just made it funnier. nice work!

[LL - Everyone Dies]

actually enjoying this lock day dealie

nice anim, good humor and drawings. crawling. heheh.

MasterLock responds:

Heh.

[LL - Leave it to Polaroid]

howard dean! use lose the presidential election!

HWOOOAH!
loved the explosion when he punched the chicken, totally effing out of nowhere.

PolaroidLock responds:

Haha thanks. Yea it is supposed to be random, and that attack name just came to me out of no where, and I'm loving it.

[LL - Azumanga Joumea]

normally don't like krews and the like...

but this wasn't too bad.

BreadFruitLock responds:

Thanks i guess.

[The Real Facade]

Ugh

Some of what you said made sense, alot just seemed like drivel. The whole thing about women not enjoying sex is bullshit. While yes, some may sell themselves (there are male prostitutes too, you know) most don't, and enjoy sex just as much as men do.
Also, slideshows are boring. I sat through the whole thing, and gave it a chance, but it just wasn't good. Your message was mixed (are you sexist? Are you not? I can't even remember anymore) and a slideshow, even with loads of attractive women, isn't that entertaining to watch.

[Beowulf: Opening]

Grendel is a cardboard rocket robot?

I have no idea what this has to do with Beowulf, but it's a really cool flash nonetheless. Some bits of it looked kind of amatuerish (transformation tweens, when it's night you can still see daylight edges) but most of it looked really good. The last few seconds where they're fighting was great.
Now I'm interested in seeing the rest of the project! Good work!
(PS - DETHKLOK RULES!)

Petrus responds:

Yeah, as you can probably guess i began to take it more seriously as I went along. And I commend you on calling out him being cardboard haha.

[Angry Polo]

i'm a chicken mang

funny stuff, nice animation, and cute, clean characters. good voice acting too.
good work!

[Mr Mucky]

twisted, strange, and WAY out there...

and i loved every second of it. great art, slick animation, and a great song to boot
loved it!

[Button Salesman]

did i say magic pony land?

the sound quality wasn't great, it was a little quiet - however, the animation itself was great. it was really funny, and looked good. I liked the character design on the button salesman alot.
good work!

SpleenMage responds:

Yeah I noticed the sound as well. Its an easy fix. Thanks for your review!

[Sexual Cannibalism & You]

I was sold by the title

Funny stuff - the expression on the kid's face after the "sexual cannibalism is the famale eating the male during or after copulation" was priceless.
Funny stuff, nice art and all, but a little short on actual animation though.
Nice job!