Score: 8

"This here is quality"

submission: Epic Battle Albino!!!

date: October 26, 2009

Filter rape, motion tweens, dramatic music, and a purposely underwhelming loop ending. This is how you do spam folks.

Also, I totally lost it when I saw that the fetus was holding a gun.

Score: 0

"Unnecessary"

submission: Halo-Re-Evolved

date: October 18, 2009

Putting a transparent green overlay and a few boxes here and there doesn't really justify this. You just put this crap on a few layers over footage of Halo 1 that was probably ripped from Youtube. It's a kind of cool idea - if you actually applied that to a Flash you drew, that could actually be pretty kickass. However, the time and effort it takes to use the rectangle tool and change one paint color's alpha are negligible. The only reason I can see why this has a score as high as it does is because of nostalgia for Halo 1.

I'm sorry but you're going to have to try harder than this.

Score: 0

"Yup."

submission: SMG Cell Phone Prank II

date: October 16, 2009

The only reviews here with a higher score than 0 are by you. That alone should tell you how awful this is.

Score: 9

"Great!"

submission: .:Arabic Desert:.

date: July 31, 2009

I really enjoyed this song; I was looking for some music to fit into a desert scene in a Flash of mine, and this was right on target! Reminds me of Age of Empries :)

Score: 10

"Absolutely wonderful."

submission: Candy Zoo

date: April 25, 2009

I have no idea how you could have managed to keep a straight face through those incredibly cutesy lyrics. I would have started cracking up after the first verse, that's for sure. Funny, catchy, and adorable. I'm using this in my next flash, that's for sure.

Score: 0

"So..."

submission: Mixión

date: March 2, 2009

You took Daft Punk's "Robot Rock" and lumped on a load of samples that don't sync up with it in the slightest. There's something called timing you should really look into, as the beats were way the hell off.
If your going to sample music by someone who knows what they're doing, be sure to pay them some tribute by making the music actually listenable. This was flat out painful.