Score: 8

"This here is quality"

submission: Epic Battle Albino!!!

date: October 26, 2009

Filter rape, motion tweens, dramatic music, and a purposely underwhelming loop ending. This is how you do spam folks.

Also, I totally lost it when I saw that the fetus was holding a gun.

Score: 0

"Unnecessary"

submission: Halo-Re-Evolved

date: October 18, 2009

Putting a transparent green overlay and a few boxes here and there doesn't really justify this. You just put this crap on a few layers over footage of Halo 1 that was probably ripped from Youtube. It's a kind of cool idea - if you actually applied that to a Flash you drew, that could actually be pretty kickass. However, the time and effort it takes to use the rectangle tool and change one paint color's alpha are negligible. The only reason I can see why this has a score as high as it does is because of nostalgia for Halo 1.

I'm sorry but you're going to have to try harder than this.

Score: 0

"Yup."

submission: SMG Cell Phone Prank II

date: October 16, 2009

The only reviews here with a higher score than 0 are by you. That alone should tell you how awful this is.

Score: 7

"Dwarfinator clock is..."

submission: Spacelab: Dwarf and Rose

date: October 9, 2009

2LEGIT2QUIT!!!11!

Score: 9

"Only one thing missing..."

submission: The Dangers of Halloween2

date: October 7, 2009

It didn't have your adorable voice :(

I really enjoyed this Flash; the art and animation were both very nice. Not your best, but solid. I also always love hearing Ego and Tomamoto do their thing.

The best part in my opinion was the interviewer crying in front of the American flag. I'm not even quite sure why it was in there, I just found it hilarious.

Good work as always!

Score: 1

"Not an original idea in there."

submission: left fo dead

date: October 4, 2009

This Flash is nothing but repeated memes, audio clips, and old jokes from 5 or more years ago. I'm honestly surprised you didn't parrot the "PEELS" joke, along with any number of 4chan/Halolz L4D memes. There was nothing tying any two of these audio clips together, which just made the whole thing seem really thrown together.

Art and animation were both pretty dismal, but better than some first Flashes I've seen. I'll give you a 1 for effort. At least you admitted that the Flash wasn't good in the author's comments. Humility is a rare thing.

Keep practicing in Flash, and work on writing something that's at least less derivative than this. Even as a novice Flash user, you should be able to spot a bad script or bad idea while it's still in development. You could even say a bad idea could be "aborted" as per your username. Keep trying.

Score: 7

"Overwhelming."

submission: Madness: Rising

date: September 23, 2009

First things first - everything you do is made of beautiful. This was really, really pretty. There's just so much stuff going on at once that by the end, it's almost impossible to tell what's going on. Story is non-existent, but that's pretty much a given for Madness movies and fighting flashes in general. I greatly admire the speed of the whole thing, even if I can't tell what's really going on.

Are these 3D models? The action didn't stop long enough for me to really look (even with the pause button - nice touch) but they look really detailed and the camera moves around a hell of a lot.

Anyway, good work. While I didn't enjoy it all that much, it is pretty impressive from a technical standpoint. Keep up hte good work.

Score: 10

"Great!"

submission: Life in Portal: Madness

date: September 22, 2009

I've enjoyed this series thoroughly, and I think this is a good episode to go out on, as much as I'll miss it.

I actually didn't scroll down before watching, so I had no idea there were this many guest voice actors in this. That's a really impressive cast list, with quite a few of my favorite voice actors and Flash artists! I have no idea how you managed to get them all for this, even if it was just for a line or two.

Violence doesn't usually suit my taste for a punchline, but this Flash was still very entertaining. While much of that comedy was taken from the brief appearances of each character, there was still enough of your own humor to rely on. Also, having the actual creators and voice actors for each character really kept it from just seeming like a typical "I hate ____, so let's kill them" Flash. It's obvious you enjoy their work and that it's all in good fun.

Art and animation weren't your best, but were solid. The bits with Tom were a nice touch, as were the parts with SBC. The only thing that irks me is that you didn't manage to get Krinkels to do anything for this, given the fact that it's Madness day! Given the cast of cameos you already have, that's really just nitpicking on my part.

You made a quality Flash cartoon here, and I hope it wins one of the daily awards. I envy how fast you're able to crank out all these great cartoons.

Score: 0

"Atrocious"

submission: Crappy Mario Bloopers

date: September 12, 2009

This was pretty painful. The sprites are of really poor quality, the animation is barely there, and the audio sounds like it came from your speakers into your microphone. Just import the audio files directly into the program. You can find tons of them just by googling "Mario sound effects" or "Mario mp3s" or something similar.

Do a better job cleaning up your sprites and audio, and maybe then you might have something watchable. This however, is in dire need of improvement.

Score: 10

"I watch this every day."

submission: !!! 2 LEGIT 2 QUIT !!!

date: September 7, 2009

I am in love with this flash and I watch it every day. Although this didn't win Clockday on Newgrounds, it won Clockday...

... in my heart.

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